An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys

We know — it sounds so old-fashioned. We’re not philistines; musical instruments are fine, though we’re all set on xylophones, drums, and tambourines. We’re even okay with old-school noisemakers, so-called classics like corn poppers that pass between generations without questioning why give a child any object that precludes concurrent adult conversation. And yes, kids are creative; they can make noise with anything. Jars of cayenne pepper, wine stoppers, the sticky backing on a pantiliner — if it’s within reach and it makes some sound, well, hello instrument!

Read more at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency